root is the Church of Sonology’s leading technoscientist.
No High-Level Sonological Amplification would be complete without the sound of the
operational root. Were you to witness root at work, you may well be barraged with
unfamiliar terms and expressions—“phase coherency,” “cone
excursion,” “anti-patterns” and so on.
root’s engineering ingenuity and magic are part of his toolkit. As root
admits, given a difficult request, he is likely to respond, “No way! Absolutely not!
That’s impossible! Unless… unless I plug this in here….” And thus,
through mysterious means, it is done.
There’s an old saying amongst Sonologists: “If you want to do it right,
consult root first.”